Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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obama's promises

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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IU football

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Anti Joke

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