I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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A seal walks into a club.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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