Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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dislike this...please.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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The WNBA.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Womens rights

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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