What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

motley crew

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

mark is mark

I'm gay. No homo.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Women Driving.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

T-Dog scare me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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