- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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