- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Jason Connor.

Michael Brown

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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