This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Your mom.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Alex Eggbert

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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