A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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The game!

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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