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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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