Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Jason Connor.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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