- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

.....Carrot Top....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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