- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy anal.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

shea kisses a girl

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

.....Carrot Top....

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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