- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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