What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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