1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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