Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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