- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

The 13th Amendment...

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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