Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Smart Blondes

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Get in the Batmobile.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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