A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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YOLO

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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MICHAEL

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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