Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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knock knock who's there police

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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raping black women

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Cancer.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Kah-________-

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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