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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Obama

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Hearpin my durp

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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