Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Anti Joke

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