Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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