What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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whats 2+2? 4

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What did the fish say? Moo

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A seal walks into a club.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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