What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

im black

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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