Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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why do you care?

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Joay impistato is a fig

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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