What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Your time.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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