- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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