Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Worst joke ever

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The game!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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