- Anti Joke

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.