How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

T-Dog scare me

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

black guy graduating high school

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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