What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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