what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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