- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

womens rights

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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