What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Black History Month

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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This one sucks!

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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