That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Your social life.

Chicken penis.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Where do babies come from? My garage

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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