- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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