What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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