What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What swims in the ocean? Fish

whats 2+2? 4

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

bitches be crafty.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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