What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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anti jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Women's rights

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Where is my tractor?

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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