What looks like a dick? A penis

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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