A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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general tso's broccoli

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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womens rights to vote

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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mc hammers income.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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