- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What is the difference between a duck?

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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