Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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