- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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