Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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