What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

I tell an anti joke!.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

A. Hey.. B. Hi

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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