- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

asian, do math

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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