What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

A snake walks into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

what do you call a dead black man? dead

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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