who farted your mother

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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