peter charastabopouloulous

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats your name? bumder:)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops