Stop being a centipede

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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The cow went moo

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Male penises.

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feces

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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