Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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I enjoy anal.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Good boy

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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