A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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