- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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