- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Dani barton= lovely

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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