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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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