Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Womens Rights.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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