- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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