What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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