Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What time is it? 10:58

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Yes.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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connor sucks

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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