- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Johnson stops eating

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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