- Anti Joke

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!