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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

A pedophile walks into a daycare

A seal walks into a club.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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