What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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ginger

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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since when?

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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