Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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