Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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