- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Penal Dysfunction

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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