What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

lyren is a big meanyhead

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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