- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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