A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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ginger

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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I saw a shovel once.

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since when?

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This is an anti-joke.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Hey, Max!!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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