Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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thermodynamics?

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

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