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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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