Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Anti Joke

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