why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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