- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

save water shower with friends

What do you call a black man? Jamal

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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