- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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