- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

wanna hear a joke? not really

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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