I've got a dig bick

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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