why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Joey mayer's face

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

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