- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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