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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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