look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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twilight

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Women's sports

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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