What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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