What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Like if you like big tits.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Smart Blondes

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Black people

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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