-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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poo is yummy

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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