- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Anti-joke.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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