- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

I would rape her

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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