Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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THE GAME

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1 + 1 = 3

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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