What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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since when?

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I saw a shovel once.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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ginger

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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This is an anti-joke.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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