Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Where's my shotgun

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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I hate blackniggers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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YOLO.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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I saw a shovel once.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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