- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Womens rights.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

prepares this to get negged

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Women.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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