Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Scientology.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Girls

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Joe Biden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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