FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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:O + :P = 69

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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AVB

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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