- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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