What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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An asian without a future.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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i cant think of one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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