Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What's the deal with airline food?

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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