- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Yes!

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

A russian gives away vodka.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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