- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this girl died

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

who is awesome? no one...

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

Dubstep < Music

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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