Soccer...

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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You.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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