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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

LOL May Wong

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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