Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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