Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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AVB

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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Anti Joke

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