what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Comedy.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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