Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Comedy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Your time.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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