I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Jews

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

how now brown cow. WTF.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

A baby seal walks into a club.

A women president

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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