John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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your a towel.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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