What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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