What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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ecks! why zee?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Your Mom.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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nba live 13

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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