- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

So a black man hails a taxi...

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

I tell an anti joke!.

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