I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Bake until golden at 375

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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