what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Penis.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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