Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Jews

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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bitches be crafty.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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