What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A man made a sandwich.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Jason Connor.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

women outside of the kitchen

The cow went moo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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