Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Dylan is a person

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Hi.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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