SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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An atheist walks into a church

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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