knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Anti Joke

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