If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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my namew is jd

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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