I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Joe Biden

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

How do you spell eight? 8

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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