A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Republicans

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

womens rights

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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