- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Dylan is a person

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

minecraft

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Michael Castillo is gay

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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