Does this napkin chloroform?

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Are you Drew?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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liam buchan is gay !

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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