Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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