Spread the net.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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