A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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