What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

all these jokes suck ass

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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