How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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women's rights

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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