If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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