So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why? Because!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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