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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Dubstep < Music

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

What's a small person? A midget

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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