What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Penisland

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Who's there? Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

this is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops