- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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