- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

a man walks into a prostitute.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

I never asked for this.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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