Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Heartlight

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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where are you?

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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The WNBA

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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