Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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