who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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where are you?

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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The WNBA

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Cows go moo.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Anti Joke

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