- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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