What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Twenty-Four

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