How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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