- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Yo mamas so fat

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

fart+fart=poop

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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