What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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a retard lost...

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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