"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Women's rights.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

all these jokes suck ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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