If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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womens rights

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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