- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Women's Rights.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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