What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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