What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Joey mayer's face

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Gays

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Woman's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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