- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Not Steve Jobs

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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