- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Men, get on the boat.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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