- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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