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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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