Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

I have Alzheimer. What?

a man walks into horse bar

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

yo momma so fat that she's fat

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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