Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Kelly Clarkson

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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