Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Anti Joke

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