Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Anti Joke

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