- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Period Blood

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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