Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Anti Joke

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