- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

You smell like shit

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What is cold? Winter

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Stephen Walking.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Penis

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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