What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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