Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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I'm a like whore

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Mrs. Welsh

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Chrissy is funny.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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