- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Keep up the fun Nero!

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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