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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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