- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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