What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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