Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Stop being a centipede

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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