Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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YOLO.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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My life :(

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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