What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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