I am a n1gger.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Matt is not funny.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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