A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Pen15

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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