What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Woman.

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What is cold? Winter

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